A Brand New Year!!

Ah well, after a long hiatus, a new blog entry is here!! It's now the 10th day or so of Chinese New Year, and many of my chinese (PRC) friends are not back from China yet. Or some are still enjoying their extended holidays. I met Ben on my way to Stamford College today, and collected my transcripts at long last. 5 copies of paper to prove I have a CGPA score of 3.04/4.00. Sad, as I could have done much better in the 2nd semester and it would have been more like 3.4 or 3.3, but like Lady Macbeth in Shakespeare's play said, "what's done cannot be undone".

I agreed after meeting Nebiha and Idy today to help out with their Chinese New Year Celebration play. It's kinda short and stupid, so I didn't mind, but the heck! The whole event starts at 630 tomorrow. Ah well, might as well get my ass around that place. It's better than sitting and rotting at home. Either way, I'd still be wasting time.

College life is getting scary. We just found out we have 2 weeks left to complete our assignments before midterm. Erm, but assignments for 3-4 subjects all due at the same time? Advertising is probably the best one. We need to create a flyer and make a presentation base on either a company or a product from a company. Having clarified that we can use original ideas, or hypothethical companies/products, I came up with the following products:

1) Plant fertilizer: BullShit Brand Plant Fertilizer, made of 100% bullshit.
2) Anti-ageing Serum: Tata Young Aging Serum, Say 'tata' to your youth~
3) Orange juice: Squeeze-me Baby Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice, like they say, "Squeeze me Baby!!"

After suggesting number 3), my groupmate Michelle slapped me hard on the arm and said "Oh my God!! That's so horny!! It sounds so horny!!"

Uh huh, I know, that's why I am the HnK right?

Then I sms-ed J-san and Aik to tell them about buying over MPH, and churning out an electronic gadget instead. We shall call MPH Malaysian Produced Hen... Henfon!! yes, not Hentai this time!! And J-san suggested the H83 revolutionary henfon from MPHnK~ yes, a combination of our names, not unlike MSNBC, with high speed networking capabilities, and a switchblade, plus a laser sight for ur handgun. Handy for self-defense and survival needs. It redefines the term "Urban Warrior".

Well, dinner has just been served and I shall end this here. Or maybe a few lines later. Something smells good, and I've been told, popiah is served.